David Beckham has admitted he will probably never play in the Permiership again.

The ex-England (face it Becks) star, in London to sign copies of his new soccer skills book (mostly about crossing?) said "I played for Manchester United for many years and they are the team I support and love. I don't think I could put another shirt on and play against Man United at Old Trafford. I'm happy playing my football in Spain with Real Madrid. It's one of the biggest clubs in the world and I'm happy there."

His Real Madrid contract is up next summer. They'll probably renew it, but what if they don't? I don't see Fergie taking him back, and even if he would return to the Prem I'm not sure if any of the other big teams would fancy him.

It's too soon for the long mooted money-spinning promotionaganza (it's a word) move to MLS, and he won't fancy playing for any lesser Spanish clubs (Oviedo? no?)

The only other option would be a move to Italy for a year or two, where the slower pace might suit his ageing legs and his quality passing could be appreciated at leisure, then MLS for a couple of years (either Red Bulls or Galaxy) and then finally hanging those boots up aged 35 or 36 to enjoy a laser-tattoo-removal heavy retirement.