Yes, she's a lady, but check out this video footage of Marta Vieira da Silva, or simply "MARTA," and you'll have to agree that she's probably the best footballer in the whole world. She looks absolutely unstoppable. I'm particularly impressed with the bit of footage where she appears to have dribbled way too far wide after going round the keeper, but just very calmly does it all again and scores. The Brazilian currently plays for Swedish women's team Umeå IK.

spotted at The Offside