Just when we thought we were rid of him... Sven has been talking to US Soccer about filling their managerial vacancy.

Given Sven's track record with England, here's what US fans can expect:

European players at big clubs picked ahead of MLS players.

Star player Landon Donovan becoming captain, and being undroppable no matter how badly he performs.

Wrong forwards selected for international tournaments, and playing one up front in important games.

Wait a minute... this all sounds suspiciously familiar. Has anyone ever seen Sven Goran Eriksson and Bruce Arena in the same room together?