Source: www.sxc.hu

What a Dull January transfer window this is so far. Granted, we are only 11 days into it, but c'mon people? So far Vieri's swap from Milan to Monaco has been the only big name change, and just behind that has been Patrice Evra from Monaco to Man United. But this is a real snoozer.

No high-tension transfers hanging in the air, people talking about summer already (Thierry Henry to Barcelona, Ashley Cole to Real Madrid, blah blah blah).

Let's shake it up. Anyone want to start a pernicious transfer rumor?