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This can't be good. After the new Manchester United doctor discovered complications in the healing of Wayne Rooney's metatarsal, his next scan has been brought forward to June 7th. If this scan goes badly, Sven will finally put a nation out of it's misery (or should that be into it's misery) and replace Rooney with Jermain Defoe.

Somewhere out there Alex Ferguson is laughing, along with a few other Scotsmen probably.