Rooney and Ronaldo are a deadly pairing on the pitch, but off it? Not so much. It's nice to see them pretending to be best friends, but this segment got me thinking that all those media courses young footballers are sent on, where they learn to speak without really saying anything, are working a little too well. And is it just me or is there no absolutely irony at all when the narrator (Ian Darke?) says "A revealing insight into life behind the scenes at Old Trafford?" Surely we've descended into hell whenEvra's dress sense counts as a revealing insight.
via Man Utd Offside