Got to be honest, I'm more or less convinced that Craig Bellamy didn't actually take a golf club to Liverpool teammate John Arne Riise's legs. My theory is that a) golf clubs are very dangerous weapons and would do a lot of damage, and b) Riise appears to be fine.

Nevertheless, it's now passed into legend that Bellamy played 18 holes on Riise's knee-caps, and so we get amusing images like this:

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