Now this is a proper YouTube video. Not Zidane or Ronaldinho highlights edited together with a Blink 182 song, but proper mobile phone video of something that probably wasn't supposed to get out in public.

You have to listen carefully, but when a West Ham fan asks Craig Bellamy about Kieron Dyer (Bellamy's on-field sparring partner at Newcastle) the Welsh striker wins over Hammers fans and Dyer alike by responding with "He's like Reo-Coker except he can play." Brilliant. Though Bellamy's made another enemy now.

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